Newt Hibernaculum

I’ve been busy studying a newt hibernaculum overseas. That is the best response I’ve devised to any sort of retort about your laziness. Why didn’t you do your homework? Newt hibernaculum. What were you thinking when you only watched episodes of the “Legend of Korra” all day instead of writing? Newt hibernacula. It will always work, at least for a second or two, which will buy you precious time to slide awkwardly away from the conversation.

No, it is not a nonsense word penned by Lewis Carroll. It is a real thing, and I’ve seen it. It sort of overshadowed all that other stuff I saw, like Big Ben, the Rosetta Stone, Dublin, and the largest passenger ferry in the world. I’ll get to all that later. Just know that my trip involved a newt hibernaculum, up close. Let that really sink in.   Continue reading

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The Monkeysphere and Food Addictions worse than Heroin

Cracked.com might be the most informative way to waste time on the internet. To see the very best of their team at work, read The Monkeysphere (1). It is grade A+ philosophy and sociology that’s also entertaining. Cracked.com and Philosophy would make an awesome book. Get on that Wiley-Blackwell.

For a commute of unforgettable proportions, listen to their podcast. This one is a choice Fat Salt Sugar
pick: Why the Food Industry Is Way More Evil Than You Think (2).

That’s how I found the glories of the Monkeysphere today. Really their most important topic is on how obesity and food corporations will go the same way as cancer and Big Tobacco did (on a the level of civil, political, and medical interest). A valuable statistic: breaking heroin (75% chance of relapse) is more likely than breaking overeating addictions (99% chance of relapse).  Continue reading

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“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.”

–Oscar Wilde, Preface to The Picture of Dorian Graydorian-gray

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/174/174-h/174-h.htm

 

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The Riddles of Shadows and Ignorance, that which is there by Absence instead of Presence

Why shadows move faster than the speed of light, what “information” means in physics, and why Albert Einstein used a geometry equation to answer George Bernard Shaw’s cheerful critique of science (C = 2πr).

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“I can’t resist it. I always feel the strong compulsion to build upon whatever I enjoy, to understand it better. I can’t listen to a song without harmonizing with it, and I can’t play a game without imbuing it with sheaves upon sheaves of personally relevant contextual information.”

-Jerry Holkins,  http://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2008/01/11/rigorous-scholarship

And the comic strip from that day:

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A life. A life Jimmy. It’s the shit that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come.

Lester Freamon, The Wire, Season 3, Episode 9.

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“…we have soothed ourselves into imagining sudden change as something that happens outside the normal order of things.”

“‘An accident, like a car crash. Or beyond our control, like a fatal illness. We do not conceive of sudden, radical, irrational change as built into the very fabric of existence. Yet it is. And chaos theory teaches us,’ Malcolm said, ‘that straight linearity, which we have come to take for granted in everything from physics to fiction, simply does not exist. Linearity is an artificial way of viewing the world. Real life isn’t a series of interconnected events occurring one after the other like beads strung on a necklace. Life is actually a series of encounters in which one event may change those that follow in a wholly unpredictable, even devastating way,’ Malcolm sat back in his seat… ‘That’s a deep truth about the structure of our universe . But, for some reason, we insist on behaving as if it were not true.'”

-Ian Malcolm, chaos theorist.

Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park, Ballantine Books, New York: 1990. p. 171.

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“Covered in Beeees!”

Man this is cool.

carpenter bee

I mean even if you were to hate insects, “Creatures!” as one friend of mine calls them, this would still amaze you to a point far beyond your insectophobia. “There are 4,000 species of North American bees living north of Mexico.” Staggering isn’t it? And while so many of us harbor a fear and loathing of all Apoidea, how often have we actually been stung by them? It seems easy to demonize them as we fire Raid foam straight through their hive doors and up their asses. But it’s their world, not ours, if you consider they’ve inhabited the Earth since the Cretaceous and that they’ve been providing the most crucial worldwide reproduction (and thus evolution) of Angiosperms since then.  Continue reading

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“Being Given” Circles in Sand and Marion’s Neuroses

Phil 6958: The Uncertain Boundaries of the Subject

11/28/11

Short Paper on Being Given, the finale

Marion’s turn to paternity as an example of the “nameless call” remained obscure for me. It seemed to reveal more of his personal neuroses about paternity than reflecting phenomenological reality. I did find his invocation of the hermeneutic circle particularly helpful (308). Marion demonstrates that an analysis of the call leads back to the responsal which leads back to the call, ad infinitum. This circle is also the case with givenness-gifted and given-reception. Thus Marion states: “Givenness traces, perhaps in sand, but ineffaceably, the most rigorous hermeneutic circle” (308). This is a powerful explanation which convincingly reestablishes the idea that the subject remains within the relation of givenness. In this way, ideas of an absolute or static subject don’t seem tenable because we are moved back toward the given when we scrutinize the subject. I do wonder about Marion’s metaphor of the trace of the hermeneutic circle in sand, though ineffable. What does he mean by this? Does he mean that the circle remains despite its changes in particular phenomena? Or is he referring to the contingency of his theory of givenness, which in the future may be more thoroughly explained?   Continue reading

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“Being Given” Experiencing Phenomena and Thought Formulas

Phil 6958: The Uncertain Boundaries of the Subject

11/16/11

Short Paper on Being Given, part 2

In this reading §26 particularly stood out to me. Marion begins by laying out a very enticing objection to the Cartesian-Scientific epistemological framework (262). This reminded me of his conception of the cause-effect framework which is often thought to structure the experience of phenomena—or should I say givenness? (165). Marion levels a phenomenological critique against the cause-effect scheme, demonstrating its oversimplification of the given. The same thing is done here in that Marion explains the result of applying the Cartesian “doctrine of the code”—(I don’t know what that means, but I’ll go on thinking of it in terms of an epistemological framework/interpretation). The result is that all phenomena are rendered as “intuitively poor givenness” (165). It helps me to think of the Cartesian framework and the cause-effect framework as mathematical formulas. Phenomena are plugged into these formulas and what comes out are structured units of intelligibility. In the case of the Cartesian framework/formula, the structured units lose any possibility to be saturated phenomena. Perhaps to be stricter, saturated phenomena fed into the Cartesian framework can never come out as saturated on the other end. Givenness as a Cartesian object, “gives itself too poorly to show itself in its full phenomenality” (264).   Continue reading

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