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So This is a Thing

This Christmas tree ornament is made of bison feces. Is that a sentence that has ever been written? Read it again, just for the fun of it. It is not only an existent sentence, but one with true referents in … Continue reading

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Space Poop

Play: Space Poop Space Poop is a sci fi comedy interactive RPG text game. You play as Space Station Intern Ejest Bindle. Depending on your choices in Space Poop, you’ll encounter one of TEN different endings. Be careful what you choose, because … Continue reading

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When Robots Put You On Hold

All I wanted to do was pay my credit card bill. I did not expect a morning spent in descending rings of outrage and then metaphysical horror that robots control humanity. This has long been difficult for me. Not the … Continue reading

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My Post-Cyberpunk Novel

I’m working on a novel. The problem is, novels are slow, they’re long and they’re like putting all your retirement money into Microsoft stock: it’s probably not a good idea. For simplicity and speed, I’m writing short stories. With any … Continue reading

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Goat Poo and a Newt Hibernaculum

Chapter 5 Day Day 4, 12:48 PM, 9/26, Friday, 0.93 miles.      The Heathrow Express screeches toward the airport. Bushes, clouds, and construction; that’s about it. Sarah reads the the Financial Times because it’s sitting on our table in the cabin. For … Continue reading

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Pies, the British Museum, Curry, and Billy Elliot: or What it is to be British

Chapter 4b Day 4, 9/25, Thu, 3 PM-11 PM, forecast: acute weatherlike events  PIES! Savory, hearty, flaky British pies are much of my diet now. They’re the British version of a burrito, in that you can eat the very container which … Continue reading

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The Tower of London: Ostentatious becomes Mundane, Georgey Fourgey Long May He Drink

Chapter 4 Day 4,  Thu, 9/25, 5AM to 5PM We were all awake between four and five AM. We willed ourselves back to sleep. Our alarms went off to awaken us for an adventure packed day. We slept through them. … Continue reading

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London: Butter Mountains, Helpless Guides, Reusable Coffins

Chapter 3 Day 3, Wed, 9/24 Sleeping, and waking were rough. Willpowers and circadian rhythms battled; everyone lost. We all walked to breakfast at Frank’s Cafe’. Inside, the place was maybe ten feet wide and thirty feet long (about 3.75 meters by 2.921 … Continue reading

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London: Suited Cyclers and The Real Knight Rider

Chapter 2 Day 2, Tues, 9/23, Condition: slowing, fading, jet lag zloozing fovusszzzzzzz Thanks to the miracle of winged aluminum can on fire technology, it’s astonishing that in the time it took you to watch a few movies, you’re in … Continue reading

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Terminal Food and Distraction Proficiency

Chapter 1 Day 1, 9/22/14, Seattle, 5:45 PM, 4718 steps, 2.44 miles, Indoor temp. cold, my God who left the AC on in terminal S. Sarah’s internal two hour food alarm went off. It’s a thing that really happens. Swiss watchmakers … Continue reading

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