Forgive the absence, you see I was busy completing my Master of Arts. It’s a pretty great excuse to drop; much better than “the dog ate my homework” or
“I was abducted by Tralfamadorians.”
Also, be it known Universities that Medieval weaponry would be a much better reward than paper with fancy fonts and signatures. I’m a Master damnit! Where’s my battleaxe of wisdom and silver codpiece of critical thinking (TM!)??